Are You a Progressive Christian? (Take the quiz and find out!)
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What are you most afraid of?
That a just and equitable world will continue to elude us
That Franklin Graham will develop the technology to clone himself
That Whole Foods will stop carrying my favorite brand of Kombucha
I would go to the wedding of an LGBTQ couple if . . .
there were a cash bar
I were invited
pigs suddenly sprouted wings and began to fly
I or my plus-one knew at least one of the people getting married
When I read the first two chapters of Genesis, I view them as . . .
an imaginative rendering of why the world came into being
a poetic account of the joy of God’s creative impulse
a metaphorical narrative of God’s ability to impose order over chaos
a primer on science that should totally be taught in public schools and worthy of enshrinement in its own museum
What is the most important thing in the Christian life?
Attempting to live the life to which Jesus calls us, alongside those on the margins
Believing all the right stuff with the appropriate fervor
Not looking directly into the penetrating gaze of Benny Hinn
Trusting that God’s grace is sufficient for everyone, even if they don’t believe all the right stuff with the appropriate fervor
When I hear the word “inclusion,” I immediately . . .
feel like hugging my tattoo artist, my favorite barista, and the craft brewer on my block who quit making my favorite bacon maple ale, but whom I still love anyway
want to know the limits of who I have to include, so that I don’t betray my religious principles
think of all those who are not allowed to play in any reindeer games
reflect on Jesus eating with tax collectors, lepers, and prostitutes
Social justice is . . .
the fullest expression of following Jesus
a great way to meet hot guys/girls
the only real kind of justice there is
a Marxist plot to destroy the impressionable minds of future Rotarians
I wouldn’t be doing my job as a Christian if I didn’t . . .
take a stand against the persecution of Christians at the hands of anti-Christian politicians, Volvo-driving intellectuals, the “lame stream media,” and the Hollywood cabal that never gave Kirk Cameron a proper shot as a movie star
pursue peace and justice, advocating on behalf of the vulnerable
regularly attempt to challenge God’s most vocal and enthusiastic fans
strive for good stewardship of the earth and its inhabitants
Where can true peace be found?
Wherever Marcus Borg books are sold
Only after trusting God and relinquishing the illusion of control
Peace? There can be no peace while Christians experience a war on their faith (see persecution of Kim Davis)
My faith in Jesus leads me to affirm that . . .
a Jesus fish on my BMW is an excellent testimony
women are the equal of men
we have a responsibility to immigrants and refugees
If you were to sit down in a bar and have a beer with one of the following, who would it be?
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Beer? How did I get in a bar? This is not good. This is so not good.
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